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((Wander’s teenself now has a blog))

mmmmmnooooi dont want to move to a new housse,…..

((Wander’s teenself now has a blog))

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wander is someone harassing you again?? is it that asshole stalker you had a few years ago??? do i need to bring the pain down on someone???

ill be there in a minute why are you taking a walk in the middle of the night????

oh yeah, me walking out in the middle of the night, woaaahh, not like that doesn’t happen every day. I got a bit mad at Charlie and I just needed a walk ok

and i dont know if it’s the same one i dont know it’s just ..someone who’s been sending me letters telling them to meet them places, and they somehow got my number i dont know I mean it’s not like we ever caught the other one they just..stopped…

I TOLD YOU TO STOP TEXTING ME

OHWAIT shit shit no that wasnt for you sorry pantsy sorry hey uh i wanted to ask how you’re doing but could you uh let me inside? I went for a walk and locked myself out…

Who- me? Oh, I’m nowhere near as lovely as someone like yourself!

Hey, you look familiar.. aren’t you one of Pantsy’s friends?

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You’re the one that asked!

Just… oh my God, Wander, I really screwed up. I don’t know what I was thinking!! He was drunk, and he just, he told me that he loved me, and he kissed me, and then it just… went from there. I should have controlled myself, I shouldn’t have even thought about…

Oh my God, Wander, what will I tell my wife? I told her that I fell asleep during a late night, but-

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Yeah but i didn’t ask for DETAILS! God, and I really wasn’t expecting that. Look, don’t ask me what to tell Grace, my answer will always be to tell her to fuck off. I know she’s you’re wife but you know i can’t fucking stand her.

Also, and this may be a shocker but, when it comes to things like one night stands and stuff, Pantsy isn’t stupid. he can put 2 and 2 together, and considering it’s YOU, his BEST FRIEND, I’d bet my factory he already has figured out he slept with you. Look Charlie, you should probably just talk to him! Avoiding him is only gonna make him feel like an asswich!

#that is the ass form of a sandwich  #Besides haven’t you always been in love with Pants? Isn’t this what you wanted to happen?

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I- … I have not been in love with him! I- I love Grace! She’s… my wife! We have two kids! I… I’m heterosexual! I do not go that way, or any other way but toward Grace!

And… even if I did love him, I couldn’t just leave Grace! We’re a family! And… well, she’s getting sick. And I love her!

I…

Maybe I will talk to him though. Tell him it was a mistake, and… apologize…

maybe tomorrow, i need to think about it, btw i did not give you details!!! I just gave you the basic facts!!

Right. Sure Charlie, because denial is just a river in Egypt. Look, I’m trying really hard not to kick your ass for sleeping with my drunken brother and then calling him a mistake, so I’m gonna say goodnight to you right now. If you man up enough to talk to Pantsy, tell him to text me when he gets the chance.

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YOU DID WHAT NOW?!?! OHMYGOD EWEWEWEW THINGS I NEVER NEEDED TO KNOW EVER NO OHMYGOD

WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN “DONT TELL HIM”?? PLASTERED?!?

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You’re the one that asked!

Just… oh my God, Wander, I really screwed up. I don’t know what I was thinking!! He was drunk, and he just, he told me that he loved me, and he kissed me, and then it just… went from there. I should have controlled myself, I shouldn’t have even thought about…

Oh my God, Wander, what will I tell my wife? I told her that I fell asleep during a late night, but-

Yeah but i didn’t ask for DETAILS! God, and I really wasn’t expecting that. Look, don’t ask me what to tell Grace, my answer will always be to tell her to fuck off. I know she’s you’re wife but you know i can’t fucking stand her.

Also, and this may be a shocker but, when it comes to things like one night stands and stuff, Pantsy isn’t stupid. he can put 2 and 2 together, and considering it’s YOU, his BEST FRIEND, I’d bet my factory he already has figured out he slept with you. Look Charlie, you should probably just talk to him! Avoiding him is only gonna make him feel like an asswich!

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Charlie I’ve known you for ages, you can’t fool me. C’mon, whats up? Pantsy bankrupt the company or something? haha
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I… uh…
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YOU DID WHAT NOW?!?! OHMYGOD EWEWEWEW THINGS I NEVER NEEDED TO KNOW EVER NO OHMYGOD

WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN “DONT TELL HIM”?? PLASTERED?!?

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NO GO AWAY I DONT WANNA TALK TO YOU

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I’m so sorry, Wander!!! Oh my god!!! I had no right to talk to you like that!! It was just a stupid lamp!! You didn’t even fucking break it!! You’re amazing!!! I love you, little bro!! You’re weird, yes, but you’re the best brother I could ever have!! I’m just the worst brother ever, and I don’t deserve you!!! I’m so sorry!!! Please forgive me!!

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…You should be sorry. Running away without explanation when I ask a harmless little question, and then disappearing for a fucking week leaving me to deal with Grace and her brat when you know Grace and I don’t get along at all.

…I’m sorry your toaster exploded…

#it was a shitty toaster anyway i did you a solid 

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I’m so sorry I ran away!! I… I don’t wanna think about that asshole ever again, after what he did to me! I honestly can’t believe you thought we were still dating!! I broke up with him before I left to start the factory!!!

I’m sorry for leaving you with Grace!! I told her to play nice and keep the brat under control!!

And you’re totally right, that toaster always burned everything I was gonna get a new one anyway!!!

I’m sorry for being such a piece of shit!!!

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You broke up with him??? You never told me that! And dad made me go visit my mom right before you left, remember? and i didn’t see you for again for ages.

Why did you break it off?? You were so infatuated with him…

#Not that I’m upset no thank god #did you finally notice that he was a walking talking dick? 

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Oh… I thought you’d known! I don’t know, it was kind of a big deal, but I guess I just never talk about it, and I just, really don’t wanna think about him. He- uhm…

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H-he video taped us, doing, y- you know, without my permission, and he sh- owed his friends, and- everyone in school…. If we hadn’t taken legal action he was gonna sell the tapes…

HE DID WHAT NOW WHAT PANTSY WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME

Do you want him to have an “accident” Pantsy?? I know a guy, I can make things happen, no one will be able to connect it to you.

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NO GO AWAY I DONT WANNA TALK TO YOU

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I’m so sorry, Wander!!! Oh my god!!! I had no right to talk to you like that!! It was just a stupid lamp!! You didn’t even fucking break it!! You’re amazing!!! I love you, little bro!! You’re weird, yes, but you’re the best brother I could ever have!! I’m just the worst brother ever, and I don’t deserve you!!! I’m so sorry!!! Please forgive me!!

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…You should be sorry. Running away without explanation when I ask a harmless little question, and then disappearing for a fucking week leaving me to deal with Grace and her brat when you know Grace and I don’t get along at all.

…I’m sorry your toaster exploded…

#it was a shitty toaster anyway i did you a solid 

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I’m so sorry I ran away!! I… I don’t wanna think about that asshole ever again, after what he did to me! I honestly can’t believe you thought we were still dating!! I broke up with him before I left to start the factory!!!

I’m sorry for leaving you with Grace!! I told her to play nice and keep the brat under control!!

And you’re totally right, that toaster always burned everything I was gonna get a new one anyway!!!

I’m sorry for being such a piece of shit!!!

You broke up with him??? You never told me that! And dad made me go visit my mom right before you left, remember? and i didn’t see you for again for ages.

Why did you break it off?? You were so infatuated with him…

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NO GO AWAY I DONT WANNA TALK TO YOU

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I’m so sorry, Wander!!! Oh my god!!! I had no right to talk to you like that!! It was just a stupid lamp!! You didn’t even fucking break it!! You’re amazing!!! I love you, little bro!! You’re weird, yes, but you’re the best brother I could ever have!! I’m just the worst brother ever, and I don’t deserve you!!! I’m so sorry!!! Please forgive me!!

…You should be sorry. Running away without explanation when I ask a harmless little question, and then disappearing for a fucking week leaving me to deal with Grace and her brat when you know Grace and I don’t get along at all.

…I’m sorry your toaster exploded…

NO GO AWAY I DONT WANNA TALK TO YOU

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IT WASNT ME THE TOASTER JUST EXPLODED ON ITS OWN Also everything else is perfectly fine ok except for that one lamp but that really wasn’t me that was Charlie’s brat so there
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OH MY GOD I COULD JUST STRANGLE YOU!!!

imageHey, like i said, Charlie’s brat did it, not me!

#And hey just because I leave my facotry for months on end doesn’t mean it isn’t sucessful!! 

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ARGHHHH!!! I’M SO DONE WITH YOU!!!

GO TO YOUR ROOM, I’LL DEAL WITH YOU LATER!!!

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Oh FINE oh of COURSE your majesty, the lowly bum will go to his room now!

#prissy sonovuabitch who do you think you are #my MOM? #you gonna start hitting me next too? 

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IT WASNT ME THE TOASTER JUST EXPLODED ON ITS OWN Also everything else is perfectly fine ok except for that one lamp but that really wasn’t me that was Charlie’s brat so there
image YOU BROKE MY LAMP??? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT COST??? MORE THAN YOU’VE MADE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, YOU BUM!!!
OH MY GOD I COULD JUST STRANGLE YOU!!!

imageHey, like i said, Charlie’s brat did it, not me!

#And hey just because I leave my facotry for months on end doesn’t mean it isn’t sucessful!! 

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ARGHHHH!!! I’M SO DONE WITH YOU!!!

GO TO YOUR ROOM, I’LL DEAL WITH YOU LATER!!!

Oh FINE oh of COURSE your majesty, the lowly bum will go to his room now!

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IT WASNT ME THE TOASTER JUST EXPLODED ON ITS OWN Also everything else is perfectly fine ok except for that one lamp but that really wasn’t me that was Charlie’s brat so there
image YOU BROKE MY LAMP??? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT COST??? MORE THAN YOU’VE MADE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, YOU BUM!!!
OH MY GOD I COULD JUST STRANGLE YOU!!!

Hey, like i said, Charlie’s brat did it, not me!